True stories - A Beautiful Mind

True stories - A Beautiful Mind

I always thought it was good to have a friend with whom I can share anything in the world, speak out my mind freely, who'll speak out his /her mind to me. Until I meet her. She's too crazy and painfully frank.

Sample this:

" It's good that your eyes are sunken, now nobody can see the dark circles around them..."

"You should lose some weight before your marriage. Coming to think about it, don't bother, anyways it'll not make a difference. Nobody's gonna notice you when you stand next to her."

"You know, in photos you don't seem as creepy as you normally look."

" Creepu.... (Notice the new annotation!!!) I think it's good that you are pretty dark complexioned. Now nobody will notice the dark circles around your eyes or your thick eyebrows. Nice way to camouflage..."

" I first thought it was weird, the way you walk, with your head held high and all.... Now after meeting you, I think it's alright. That's probably should be the least of your concerns when it comes to weirdness."

"You're the topper?? That's really lucky, man!!!"

"Is it a coffee stain you are cleaning off the table?? Or do you have an OCD about cleanliness?? Forget it, (giving me a head to toe stare) you don't have an OCD about cleanliness, that's for sure."

"Go and read that hematooncology or medical oncology whatever -cology you like reading.."

"Why do you look so dark??"

And many more. These are just the ones I could remember / note down in midst of my bewilderment.

So, in conclusion, finding a new intelligent (??) friend, who'll walk in the sandstorm with you, who'll enjoy getting wet in the rain just to grab a warm tea, who can discuss philosophy, life & death, sickness, sports, politics, books, movies, poems, romance and past experiences in the same tone, who'll bring you back to earth when you are elated and lift you up when you are low, is not really great if she's crazy and painfully frank. 

It is the most wonderful thing in the world.